Chris Colfer Sexual Frustration Blog

Attention!

I will be deleting this blog in the next 24 hours. The reason is simple: no submissions anymore and I don’t really have time anymore either. 

Fuck he’s grown up so much. He’s got broader shoulders now, but his waist is still itty bitty, but he’s not skinny. He’s thick in the thighs and ass. Like you could hold him down without breaking him. That’s so hot. And with this body comes an angelic, innocent, pretty little face. I bet he looks so hot getting face fucked, with his cheeks all hollow and blushed and his big big big eyes looking up with those eyelashes. If I was his boyfriend, I’d make him suck me off everyday. Fuck. 　

Hi!!

Sorry, that this blog hasn’t really updated in a WHILE, but I have personal reasons and I don’t really want to leave this blog yet. 

So hit up the submissions! 

Chris is so bendable… if you know what i mean

his ass! his ass!

oooh girl. I really feel the need to confess this, but Chris, I AM SO SO SO SORRY. I LOVE YOU BABE. Last night… I had my first sex dream (which is so weird because I lost my virginity last year o_o). It was short and I didn’t cum or anything, but daaamn. Chris and I were in my bed. He was wearing those impossibly tight black skinnys and a loose white dress shirt, cuffed sleeves, unbuttoned. I know that doesn’t match at all, but I guess it’s just what my mind thought up. I was sitting, on my knees (how does that work? ha) and sort of on top of him, and we were grinding fast and hard, dicks rubbing together (I was just in my tightie whities). He was moaniiing for more, and it this point I realized it was a dream so I let myself lose control. Everything just felt like heaven on steroids. Then he started breathing harder, made this rough sort of scream (he did it in one Glee song, I forget which), and stopped like he came, although I didn’t feel it. I woke up right then  panting, sweating, almost whining like a dog, boner raging. I was half on my stomach and it looked like I’d been grinding into the mattress, lmaooo. At a hotel this weekend, sharing a room with my brother, (SEPERATE BEDS THOUGH!!) he sleeps like a rock but it was still kinda awkward. I’m mad at my mind for not letting it last longer. D:< I think the trailer triggered it… what happens when I see the movie? lulz. Chris was waxed w/lean abs (4 pack?), cock felt big. Hope it returns <33

A Love Letter to Chris

Dear Chris Colfer,

You don’t know me. Chances are you never will. I sincerely hope you never read this, but It’s something I need to vent.

You sexually frustrate me to the point of insanity. Sometimes when I’m looking at pictures of you I feel like crying, because you are so beautiful and I will never have you.

You have no idea how badly I want to pin you to my bed and ride you until we’re both sore- How badly I want to touch you and kiss you, and pleasure you. It’s gotten to the point where I can’t get off without thinking about you fucking me or thinking about you getting fucked by somebody else. I have an entire folder dedicated to sexy videos, pictures and stories of you that I look at while I’m masturbating.

I know it’s unhealthy to desire somebody I can never have so passionately, but you are the perfect blend of masculine and feminine beauty and your appearance is my ideal. You have such soft pretty features, yet there’s this overtone of masculinity in your cheek bones, and your jaw line that makes your face just subtly adrogynous. Then your body. Lean and shapely, yet strong and muscular. It drives me crazy thinking about what you look like naked that Even what I’ve seen of your skin on Glee and in pictures is enough to make me salivate. I was nearly hyperventilating when I saw those pictures of you on the set of SBL.

It doesn’t help that you have this slinky, sexual energy about you that is just soerotic. The way you move in Single Ladies is so overtly sexual; I’ve gotten off to those videos more times than I care to recount.

I haven’t even delved into your personality yet, which is by far the sexiest thing about you, but it would be impossible to cover every aspect, so I will just talk about the most prominent. You inspire me every day with your talent, your drive, and your work-ethic. I use you as an example,as a model for my success. When I’m in a difficult situation, I think: “what would Chris do?” Your sarcasm. I know you sometimes offend people with your humor, but I adore your snarkiness and quick whit. And, perhaps your most sexy trait is your honesty. By honesty, I mean the honesty in the way you play Kurt Hummel. Your honesty in your interviews, and your honesty in your emotions. You feel so real to me, and that’s something that I can’t often say about celebrities. You always give your true opinion, even when you know it’s not what we want to hear, and that is so admirable.

I don’t know you, but I’m in love with you. I’m so in love with you that it phyiscally hurts sometimes.

So to quote a fantastic fanfiction: “is it possible to be in love with the idea of somebody?”

I can’t help but wish I was born a man in Clovis, California.

With all the love in my heart,

D